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January 07, 2006
Cows
An old time Vermont farmer goes into town because he is having problems with his milk production. He walks up to the big university and explains to a professor how his cows just aren't giving as much milk as he needs. The professor nods his head and asks the farmer to come back in a week. After diligently working on the problem, the farmer knocks on his door. "So, do you have a solution for me, doc?" The professor puts his finger tips together and says, "First, we assume spherical cows," Hahaha that's for all my animal science friends out there.
I've had success with Cris's Christmas gift! for everyone out there holding their breath... it's not exactly what i wanted, but i hope it'll pass expectation :-P I also found $20 today! we were at ski rack and i saw a bill by the counter, when I asked if anyone had lost one (there was a lady at the counter paying for something) they said no, so yey! $20! haha, that'll go towards the 18 hundred i need to find before the 10th when the college bill is due...hmmm...but at least i told a remotely funny joke :-P
Posted by agutwin at January 7, 2006 06:03 PM
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Hey - that's MY joke!
Posted by: Paul Gutwin at January 8, 2006 09:43 PM